December 2011
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JW
I have been doing a lot of “I want” posts and well I am sorry, but here it goes again. And note that I don’t expect to get the actual item or items etc. unless I pay for it myself or my mates surprise me on one fine afternoon.
To complete my wardrobe ensemble, I would really like a nice shirt from a certain store. Yes, the store is a bit expensive but I wouldn’t say...
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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If only, if only
If all (I say all like I have loads) my different friends (and I mean real friends that I have told something a bit personal, a bit hidden, a bit about me that most don’t know) got together and shared all these tidbits of information, my friends would finally have an actual picture of me. So far, they only really have fragments. Yes, I can only blame myself, but like I mentioned earlier it...
Why couldn't I have been born in England?
l-ogan:
I love so much about it. I like the humor, the love of football, the accent, the women, and I even like the rainy weather. I’ve decided I’m moving there after college to live out my twenties.
Like I have said many times and will continue to say over and over again.
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Hard Part
The hardest part is simple for me. I want to be happy and I want someone to be happy with. I want someone who understands why I am happy. I want to be able to talk with you for hours about important things and things that don’t matter. I want to be able to tell you all my secrets. I want you to know everything. I want to be able to tell you everything - feelings, thoughts, etc.
But I...
solitarywallflower asked: Merry Christmas, Jordan!! I would have bought you some items from The List, but I was the one who bought that park. Just for you (shh don't tell).
ireney-k asked: i was tempted to piggy-back on gil's message cause im a little lazy but i decided to send you an ask, just so your inbox isn't neglected on christmas (: merry christmas!!! ps i havent touched antes de ser libres..uh oh.
gilchi asked: since you would love to get messages, happy holidays to you jord !
Merry Merry Christmas (: →
missshim:
Merry Christmas guys! Thanks to all my followers (and anons..) who sent me some sort of Happy Holidays message; I don’t really respond to my ask anymore because I get on tumblr with my phone :( but I read every single one and appreciate all of them. I know that I haven’t been posting a lot of…
I still love all my followers. However, I would love to get some messages! I will...
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heytinafey:
i wish i could buy a farm for jay leno and dane cook and just leave them there
Writing
For me writing is one of the hardest things. I can never seem to get what I want on paper. It just doesn’t work. It is difficult for me to get all of my thoughts onto my paper. Now, do not think for a second that I can easily say what I am thinking - that is just as tedious as the first.
I haven’t posted a quote for some time now.
– Jordan Wynn
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The (End [of the]) List
So that was The List. To be honest (hehe), that is all I have on my wish list. I could put more on there but I don’t need them or really want them. So, in the end that is it. Have a wonderful Winter Season, New Year, and all that jaunce.
Here’s The List:
1. A Pea Coat
2. The Black Tie
3. A Trapper-Like Hat
4. A Pair of Black Sunglasses
5. The “Hipster Glasses” (and a...
GUYS NATALIE TRAN IS ALIVE !
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Tits and Tats
On many occasions, I have said to myself and sometimes to others, “Why didn’t person X say that to me?” or “Why didn’t person Y do that for me?” or “How come I didn’t get that from person Z?” Yes, so many questions that just don’t have answers except in reality they most likely do. (Huh?)
I realize that I expect a lot from these...
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Let Down
It is hard to be the person that always has expectations. I know others have this burden and that the burden they possess could be far greater than my own. However, I believe that the pressures can be too much. It is difficult. It is tough. But in the end I will try my best to succeed how ever big the challenge. Yes, I can try again if I fail, but sometimes you cannot. It is the one shot, and...