braidsandfreckles: ❝i think you made up the spam on purpose so you'd get ask. here i am, giving you ask. -spam victim❞
You caught me! You know me too well. That is the thing I would do!
To anyone else:
I hope you accept my humblest apologies. Also, if you felt like a victim in this spamming situation, then I am truly sorry. I have a hotline for you to call if you feel violated. Again, our entire team at wynner inc. want to apologise for this.
Hotline: 867-5309 or 555-1234 (tell me that you love me more)